Wednesday, November 5, 2008

MNS - Did somebody just say Maharashtra NaistoNabood Sena??

                     Mi Marathi, Assi Punjabi, Main Hindi.......and on and on and on! People just find out newer and newer ways to arouse Sentiments of Mass Destruction. "United we live, Divided we fall" sounded so good in our schools, but as they say, it's easy to say and harder to achieve. In their lust for power toreros like Mr. Raj Thackray and all other pseudo Sons of Soil, subject people like us to a bullfight; a bullfight of hatred, jealousy and destruction. And the most heart-breaking part is that "educated people" like you and me, happily become an element of this maelstorm. (Yes, I am pointing towards those blogs and articles that justify these awakening activities going on in Maharashtra.)
                   
                     The what-so-called "awakening" of the Marathi Manoos credited to the Thackray clan who ironically enough, themselves belong to Madhya Pradesh (land of "Hindi people" as they put it), are actively squelching the spirit of people and the peace of our country.In this era of globalization common people like you and me are being segregated on geographical issues and used as pawns to fight each other. Subconsciously or consciously, we are being subjected to prepare a perfect recipe for a doomed state. Remember, how we criticize and mock when Shia and Sunni Muslims fight with each other. Today, I want to ask you the same question- "Are we any different?"
                  
                    Lots of students today go to U.S. for higher studies. One Soumya Reddy is shot dead and we swarm the United States with questions over security. U.S., a place where people from a different race; a race where many have a hardcore notion of superiority over Indians, is expected to congenially accomodate Indian students, giving them all superior comforts. Doesn't this sound bullshit? When you are not ready to live in peace with your fellow countrymen, men of the same race and similar culture, how do you expect people from a different race to pleasantly welcome you, when you are also being preffered over jobs that morally are their right. Salute them that they still give you a warm reception at their gates. Many would think that they do it because we pay them, but your chips dear, cannot rule on public sentiment. Learn something from them.

                        If Raj Thackray would have devoted half of his energy in driving out Bangladeshis instead of Biharis, the poor Indians would have hailed him as their God.In the bloodbath that these politicians initiate, nothing happens to them.Only innocent biharis, marathis and chattisgarhis suffer.Only people like Rahul Raj and Dharamdev Rai are lynched.
                      
                        Lastly, a message for all the Radical thinkers who think that North Indians have encroached upon aamchi Mumbai. Socrates once said:

     "Field and trees teach me nothing but the people in a city do."

                   Cities don't make people. People make cities.Mumbai did not make the Film Industry.The industry made it, what it is today. Also, it's a well known fact that Bihar and U.P. supply the best quality skilled labour. The lower class labour belonging to Maharashtra is known to be clumsy and lackadaisical. If you need evidence just try to find out what happened at Empress Mills, owned by Tata group, in Nagpur.
                    
                    And now we come to the Climax - for all the North Indians-Maharashtra-chhoddo people, I have some even more daring points to blow up your moral-right-over-mumbai arguements to smitherteens. RAMA and KRISHNA both were north indians. Rama was the suryavanshi prince of Raghukul, whereas Krishna was a Yadav from Uttar Pradesh.So, in case of moral rights, you (the radical beings) loose the right over god. Stop worshipping them and North Indians will kiss a good bye to Maharashtra.
                
                  Wait! Wait! Wait! It's still not over! Vithalla and Ganesh are still left.Lord Krishna, accidentally strayed into Pandharpur without the permission of Raj Thackray (I am extremely sorry on his behalf!) and stood over a brick, taking the name of Vithalla. He says he is very sorry and won't do it again, so please spare him and leave him. Also, geographically Ganesha resided somewhere in Kailash and was definitely not a marathi speaking native, so kiss him a good bye too......(No more Ganesh Chaturthi! Sorry to hear that!)  

                 You must be boiling by now, aren't you? Somebody just shunned you from getting close to that being, getting close to whom alone matters. This is how hate-politics is played. I don't want to hurt anyone's sentiments. I only want you to realize who the real enemy is. But if you still think that the Marathi Manoos' awakening is  necessary, then God please leave me deep in my slumber when "my" people begin to awaken!........Please!

Update: Where was Raj thackray and his naistonabood sena wahen Mumbai was bleeding???